I'll give you a million dollar if you give me a dollar ;)

I ran out of ideas on how to make money. I need them. Please, I want to be a millionaire. If you're kind enough to send me money. Send it here:

Izuana
No 30, Spg 255,
Kg Bebatik Kilanas,
Mukim Pengkalan Batu,
Bandar Seri Begawan BH 3223,
Negara Brunei Darussalam

Don't forget to write your return address, I will send you my autograph ;)

PS: My mum will kill me if she finds out. So, HUSH.

Thank you :)