Freedom

I am officially unemployed. Giant haven't paid my salary yet. Why? Lets go through the following conversation shall we? (phone)

Me: Hello?

Mummy: Lai, gaji alai alum dapat kena bayar

Me: AH? NAPA?

Mummy: Courier Service di KK tutup pasal kan raya iatah dorang inda dapat send cek until Monday.

Me: AH? KENAPA PULANG GAJI NANA DARI KOREA? MURAH JUA TU CURRENCY NYA!

Mummy: Bukan KOREA bah! C-O-U-R-I-E-R

Haha. Bangang aku atu.

Oh man, I'm sure I'm gonna miss Giant. The co-workers, english broken people, lame customers, mum's office, eating at mum's office under her table, sleeping under mum's table, packing casew nuts, grapes etc................................................

Now that I'm unemployed. I am back as no-life betch, onlne 24/7. Tsk tsk.

But since we have raya tomorow, I decided to bake muffins! Mum said my muffins are great! I believe her! Always trust mother's instinct. HAHA.

First attempt

Another first attempt (almond version)

It may not look fancy and all, but hey, at least I know how to bake. AND IT TASTE GOOOOOD.

Oh speaking of mother's instinct, guess what I saw at Giant's toilet (office)?

and guess what I did?

So, my mum used the toilet right? She somehow knew I did that using her red permanent marker pen.

HAHA.

Mother's instincts are just getting lame these days.. HAHA..

Smell Yo Dick

Is it really necessary to under estimate your own kind? Well, honestly typing, I don’t think so. You see there are a lot of things Bruneians are capable of. You just didn’t see it that way. You stick with your negative thinking.

Lets take me for example. My imaginations are worth a thousand words and a billion dollars. Sadly, my chances to realize them are a bit limited here in Brunei. I’m not saying it’s impossible. I’m just saying the chances are limited.

All you need is an extra effort to make it happen.

But once you gave up, you started to point fingers.

“Di Brunei? Dapat kan?”

“Lame jua Brunei ani eh”

Bla Bla Bla.

You see blind. You’re the ones who live in Brunei. You’re the Bruneian and it’s up to you to make things happen. You can’t just depend on the government. They’ve done MORE than enough. Be grateful.

Brunei is a developing country, fastest in fact. But that has nothing to do with paying you. THE COMPANIES IN BRUNEI ARE THE ONES THAT PAYS YOU AT MINIMUM AMOUNT. NOT BRUNEI.

But is it really necessary to make A LOT OF money just to show off your talent? Its your PASSION THAT MATTERS THE MOST!

Common comparison

I see Giant as my school.

First we have the General Manager Encik Latip, I think he's like the principal at school.

Then followed by deputy principals. Hmmmmm, Lets start with my mum. She's the executive accounts officer, so I guess she's like Miss Ivy? Or whoever incharge of Finance Dept HAHA.

Then we have friend of my mum. Her name is Suzi. She got Amalia-ish feature. Her body, her face, her jaw, reminds me of Amalia. Except that Suzi got 8 KIDS.

KALAH QUINTUPLETS MU MAL! HAHA.

We also have another version of Faizah at Giant. Her name is.... *I forgot her name but she's Shiela's Mum*.

*I forgot her name but she's Shiela's Mum* is the tallest among the tallest. Except she's Indian. So yeahhhh.

I guess that's it.

Until next time,
xoxo

3 days

Hello guys.

Still remember me? I hope so.

Sorry for the lack of updates, I’ve been busy with my work lately. I’m telling you, being a kuli is not really my bag of chips.

You feel the pain on your neck, shoulder, almost like shutter. Instead of ghost you have this giant fruit/vege or some sort hanging around behind you. SHIT.

Nothing has dramatically changed these past few days.

Let me start with, 25^th September:

Outing with friends. Typical. Well, not really, it’s my first time outing with NJ. So yeah. Fun. Fun.

And then I sent Amalia home. Guess what happened?

Amalia: Kesian ni kucing ku, ia bejalan menyiring.

*Amalia closes car door*

Kayah: Hilang sudah kucing nya? Be-uri Kayah, telanggar karang

*Kayah reversing her car*

Me: Awu, okay tu, di bawanya lari sudah

BANG!

Kayah: SHIT. SHIT. APA TU? KELUAR KAU CEK.

*I went out*

*Amalia rushes to the scene*

Me: Ahhhh telanggar tiang

Kayah: Okay?

Me: Garit saja

Kayah: Tiang nya okay?

Me: Awu

Amalia: Sama ratak di bawah ah

Yes, my sister hit Amalia’s garage. What a day to remember.

26^th September:

My sister went to Supa Save, to buy carbonara stuff. So I thought “hey this must be a great chance to meet kuch”.

So I texted Kuch, we met at Supa Save main entrance. And off the four of us (Ming Hui, Kuch, Me, Kuch’s brother) to café, name: I have no idea how to pronounce it.

Ming Hui’s treat. But I can’t eat anything. Thanks to the pills I’ve taken earlier.

27^th September:

The arrival of new plasma Tv.

28^th September:

My mum hasn’t received her salary. STUPID GIANT HQ AT KK. KAN SHOPPING SHAMPOO JUA KU NI.

Sigh. Looking forward for 30^th September…..

Abid and NJ

So, what's new? I know it's only been 4 days of my crappy job. But I think my friends have changed a lot. HAHA. Lets take these for example:

Sissy? Care to groom abid girls? HAHA.

Nj, must've really missed me A LOT! HAHA.

A billion reason

Why I Love Daddy:
He spoiled me, ALL THE TIME.

Why I Love Mummy:
She spoiled me too.

Why I Love Kaka Yu:
Yes, she spoiled me.

Why I Love Kaka Yah:
Her definition of belajar kuat-kuat is 'angkat buku banyak-banyak'

Why I Love Abang Boy:
-He made $150 per day (so, WE LOVEEEEEEEEEEE SHOPPING!)
-If you think I'm weird, well Abg Boy's much more weird-er!
-He's brainy
-He bought me MY FIRST HIGH HEELS!
-He laughed at me for making $13.96 per day..

Why I Love Sagu:
Ia lali

Why I Love NJ:
She's my bible. HAHAHAHA

Why I Love Kuch:
Ia cina.

Why I Love Amalia:
SHE'S AWESOME!

Why I Love Faizah:
You could always turn to her if you ran out of money to buy green tea. HAHAHAHA.

Why I Love Adrian:
He's a boy.

Why I HATE my job:
-Packing cashew nut is not really an 'experience'
-I miss chatting with NJ
-SERIOUSLY, stop 'tuang' cashew nuts into my box after I'm done with it!
-SERIOUSLY, customers, STOP ASKING FOR MY TROLLEY, I NEED THEM TO TRANSPORT MY CASHEW NUTS!

possible career choices

Kayu: Cemana ni? After O'level keraja di Empire?

Mum: Ai, nana inda jadi keraja di Giant?

Me: Tapi nana mau Brunei Times!

Kayah: Belajar saja kau... Jadi kerani jaditah...

Me: Ishhh... taie kali...

Kayu: Awehhh, belajar kuat-kuat kalau mau basar gaji

Kayah: Sanang tu belajar kuat-kuat, angkat buku banyak-banyak saja...

Me: HAHA.

Mum: Nana, lama sudah inda belajar eh...

Kayah: Inda jua papa ia inda belajar, sama jua esuk ia extra-class...

Sighhh... I don't know what to do now. =S

Highly paid lousy job

What a lousy job I have.

First day was fine. They gave INTERESTING jobs such as packing grapes, dates, cashew nuts, longan etc.

Interesting very interesting.

Then I met teacher norchua. It was... scary? hahah. entah eh.

Second day was OKAY too. I did my INTERESTING jobs again, packing grapes, dates, cashew nuts, longan etc.

Sighhhh... VERY "TIRING"

WHAT A "CHALLENGE"

Then Sagu paid me a visit. AWWWW.

SO sweet of her. Those of you who wanted to visit me; I'll be working from 8 am till 5 pm until 30th September .

I have no idea what my position is, but I'm sure I'll be weighing your FRUITS/VEGE (ONLY!) or packing your grapes, dates, cashew nuts, longan etc....

Oh btw, I can't bring phone to the selling floor guys. LAME right? It's school all over againnnnnnn..

They might as well have assembly every Wednesday.

First good luck

HAHA. Got my first good-luck-on-yourjob from Abid at 4.07 am. HAHA. Lepas shur tu ah... HAHA.

Oh btw, bid said GIANT BE HANTU! MANADA TIME PUASA! Grrr

All work no play makes Shanana a dull bitch

It’s 3.30 am now. In few hours I’ll be employed at a place called GIANT. My contract will be 10 days, and I’ll be making $13.something cents per day.

So I guess my time to update this blog will be quiet limited.

Hey, at least I’m doing something productive this holiday. Earning my own money, it’s about time anyway.

My friends said I’m too spoiled. They said I could just get money LIKE-THAT, ON-THE-SPOT. Oh well, I guess I’m lucky.

So, my allowance for this month will be….

Just rough calculation: $100 + $50 + $50 + $40 + $130 + $40 = $410

THAT’S A LOT OF MONEY BABYYYYYY!

Belum lagi ANG-PAW RAYA TU ;)

It's time for me to shock my classmates

Just feel like answering random questions. It's my first time anyway. God, I'm so lame.

ARE YOU:

Perfect? kind of
Tall? Yes
In your pajamas? yes
Left handed? noooooo.

LAST:
friend you saw? NAZATUL!
person you talked on the phone? Mummy
person to text you? Mummy
Is today better than yesterday? No


FAVOURITE:
Number? 27
Colour? White
Food? carbonara
Place? home


QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: clean up room

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: yes

Q: What's the last movie you watched in theater?
A: i have no idea

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: again, i have no idea

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A: krg kena ucap gila

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: no

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: no

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: bed

Q: Why did you sleep there?
A: I paid for it

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: I have no idea

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: sexy thoughts ;p HAHA.

Q: Rate life as of right now, one being bad, ten being great?
A: 10

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: silence, just silence..

Q: Does anything hurt you right now?
A: hm, no..

Q: What is your favourite month?
A: nada. zilch. no wait, it's february and december..


EMOTIONS:
Are you missing someone right now? yes
Are you single? yes
Are you tired? yes
Are your parents still married? that's the most controversial question EVER!

BASICS:
Real name? BABI BINTI TITS
Age? lupaku, wait 2008-1992 = 16
Eye color? white

Zodiac sign? pisces
Male or female? Female.

Single? yes
Crushing? yes, for 2 years. sighhhhhh

Smart? should be
Hair color? colorful
Sweats or Jeans? jeans
Phone or Camera? Camera

Health freak? yes
Righty or lefty?


FIRST:
best friend? nadia
award? primary 4
enemy? entah
pet? turtle
vacation? indonesia

CURRENTLY:
Eating? no, just craving
Drinking? saliva
listening to? nothing

Waiting for? mummy


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER:
Lips or eyes? lips

Shorter or taller? taller
Romantic or spontaneous? GAY

Sensitive or loud? THAT'S TOO GAY

Hook-up or in a relationship? seriously? I'd prefer hook-up


HAVE YOU EVER:
Drank bubbles? ummmmm... i don't think so
Lost glasses/contacts? no

Ran away from home? no, i just thought about it

Broken someone's heart? i guess i did...

Been arrested? No


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
Do you like someone? YES! AWU! MY CLASSMATE! FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS!
Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? yeah