Relationshit 101

Let’s explore the stages of a typical relationship now, shall we?

a) First we have a boy, B and a girl, G.

b) B and G fell in love with each other.

Here’s how they proposed:

• Either B proposed

• Or ironically, G proposed. (Desperado tsk tsk)

Oh, btw, I salute those who proposed FACE TO FACE.

c) For the first few months, B and G will live in harmony.

(If it’s an ugly couple, they will continue to live in harmony for another few months)

d) Then, B/G started to have the “Green-Eye-Monster”

1. B and G fighting.

2. B and G breaking-up.

3. B and G making-up.

e) Another “Green-Eye-Moster”

f) Repeat steps 1,2,3.

g) Is there still “Green-Eye-Monster”?

Yes – continue reading (h)

No – Go back to (e)

h) When B and G eventually done and all grown up. They decided to get married.

i) They’ll live a typical normal life together.

j) Are B and G fertile?

Yes – They’ll have kids, continue reading.

No – Just continue reading..

k) At the age of mid 40’s, B started to suffer from “mid-life-crisis” and started to shag all the women in town.

l) G all broken hearted. She thinks all men are the same, she decided to become a lesbian.

m) B and G divorce.

The End.