Freedom

I am officially unemployed. Giant haven't paid my salary yet. Why? Lets go through the following conversation shall we? (phone)

Me: Hello?

Mummy: Lai, gaji alai alum dapat kena bayar

Me: AH? NAPA?

Mummy: Courier Service di KK tutup pasal kan raya iatah dorang inda dapat send cek until Monday.

Me: AH? KENAPA PULANG GAJI NANA DARI KOREA? MURAH JUA TU CURRENCY NYA!

Mummy: Bukan KOREA bah! C-O-U-R-I-E-R

Haha. Bangang aku atu.

Oh man, I'm sure I'm gonna miss Giant. The co-workers, english broken people, lame customers, mum's office, eating at mum's office under her table, sleeping under mum's table, packing casew nuts, grapes etc................................................

Now that I'm unemployed. I am back as no-life betch, onlne 24/7. Tsk tsk.

But since we have raya tomorow, I decided to bake muffins! Mum said my muffins are great! I believe her! Always trust mother's instinct. HAHA.

First attempt

Another first attempt (almond version)

It may not look fancy and all, but hey, at least I know how to bake. AND IT TASTE GOOOOOD.

Oh speaking of mother's instinct, guess what I saw at Giant's toilet (office)?

and guess what I did?

So, my mum used the toilet right? She somehow knew I did that using her red permanent marker pen.

HAHA.

Mother's instincts are just getting lame these days.. HAHA..

tribute to my momma

today's momma's day. so, i would like to say happy mother's day to all mothers around the world. you deserve better kids you know? HAHAH.

anyway, since i am the most beloved-fragile child in the family, i would like to talk about my momma.


my mum, in the middle

My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."


2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"


11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

I LOVE YOU MUM =)