Get me a picture of sandwich, WANKER!

I was bored one Sunday Morning. So, I decide to text Amalia.

"HEY MAL! YOU ARE INVITED TO MY PARTY LATER AT 6pm! MY HOUSE!"

Few minutes later, Amalia replied;

"WHAT PARTY? OKAY..."

I didn't reply to her after that.

Exactly at 6pm (or so) there was a knock on my door.

"Bahapa ko Mal?"

I asked. Obviously I was shock to see Amalia in front of my door.

"Kau jua cakap ada party..."

She replied.

"OMG! MAL SORRY! AKU MAIN-MAIN SAJA WAH TU!"