Friday, May 30, 2008

forever me, pisces

I used to have relationship with my Capricorn love for months and although at first it was a turbulent relationship, full of ups and downs, it has calmed down to a respectful, comfortable and affectionate friendship feeling. During this relationship, I have felt the happiest I have ever been and have noticed a difference in my quality of life, however, always in the back of my mind, I have been restless and secretly daydreaming about other romances. So does C I guess.

I have never cheated on C and although C insists C has never either and I believe what C says at the time, a part of me still believes C is hiding something and may even have a different side altogether. Also, C has the ability to dominate my mind which is part of my devotion to C but could also be part of my distrust to C? C has also been very fulfilling and fun for me, something which I will never forget.

But that was two years ago. I have been listening more to myself about wanting to move on and trust in my own instincts more. Even though I fear I could be making a huge mistake. I have been talking to an Aries who promises a world of adventure but who I also have reservations about. I am not sure I will feel for A as much as I did for my C.

But my real my first love was with Pisces dude. Yes, Pisces. Same as mine. He moved to my school, we were 6 back then. It has been 10 years now, and
I still like him.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Apa liat-liat?

I feel like want to talk about my teacher, YES THAT WEIRD TEACHER, HOBBY; GOOGLING HIS OWN NAME . MR ALBERT POLITA.

There's a reason I want to talk about him. Because I want to tease him. So, I'm just going to speak Malay, let him freak out you know, "OH NO SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME IN MALAY", "OH NO, HELPPP", "SHE'S CRAZY", "OH I KNOW! I SHOULD PRINT THIS BLOG, LET THE WHOLE CLASS READ IT AND LET THEM TRANSLATE FOR ME", "BLA-BLA-BLA".


Hahah. Cari kelai jua aku ani ah. Mentang-mentang guru english ku atu inda berapa fluent bahasa melayu. HAHAHAHA. Sebenarnya aku malas kan cakap pasal ia wah. Boring bah. HAHAH Oh, aku tau! Aku rasa aku patut type nama nya every 5 seconds. HEHEHE. Kesian eh. But I feel like want to cari kelai you know? HAHAHAHA.

Hum ji tu ke hi jau an HAHAHAHA CALI! Mr Albert Polita. Bi nai tuk langkuk misai tuk tuk. HAHAHAHA Mr Albert Polita. Yatahkan, loia kumpang si doyah kuk kuk. Klaking banar. Mr Albert Polita jua tu kan.

Honestly, ada words aku inda paham. But biartia. Asal bebuat namanya balik-balik. HAHA.

Mr Albert Polita, jeng durai sama si tikur. Jadi tikus HAHAHAHA. Mr Albert Polita, ngalih tia ku nah type-type namanya ani. HAHAHAH.



Monday, May 19, 2008

Pink panther

I'm not gonna put lame jokes here. So, meet my PINK kitchen ;)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

someone posted a lesbian picture at my blog

To my dearest beloved MAMALIR,

Due to your previous post at my blog, I now, officially forbid you from updating my blog. Thanks to your lesbian picture. I mean, seriously man, picture of girl kissing? Twins lagi usulnya tu, Sick man. ;p

Lots of Love,
Izuana Ayob
OWNER of this blog. =)

cold as ice ;D

I am now updating this old dusty,hideous blog just for the sake of izuana. If you can see me now, i tell you man i'm ugly. My face is covered with um facial products. haha pakan. XP wish i could take a picture of me now but too bad. nyaha!

Oh yeah i talked to my sister this afternoon and tis how it goes;

Me: (points to tv) Lin, tu spelling-bee.

Alin: Oh yeah.

Me: Bah lin tnya aku.

Alin: (flicks through the bio's flash card and attempts to say the word "...." i dont even understand what she was saying)

Me: Apa ni kan betanya diri sendri nda tau!

Alin: (Smacks my shoulder) Bah makan saja!

Man, i just noticed that our conversation was like totally lame and boring.

Just to make this post less lamer, imma post this picture ;D

just so our blog will be equally lame.

Friday, May 16, 2008

I am mystery to my family.

This is a dialog between me and my elder sister at pharmacy JPMC.

Ka Yu: Lahip jua usulmu na.

Me: Ah? Yakah? sanak ku sudah wah.

Ka Yu: Sanak apa? Pandai kau sanak wah?

Me: Ish. Ka Yu, aku mau ani [show her stress pills]

Ka Yu: Stress? Mihir kau ani eh. Pandai kau stress wah?

Me: Ish. Ka Yu, buleh beli vitamin pills tarus? Yang di rumah kan abis sudah ah.

Ka Yu: Kau makan vitamin pills wah?

Me: Ish.

Ka Yu: Bahhh agatah.. Beli yang murah saja.

This is so depressing man. Even my sister, don't even know much about me. I need to improve on my social skills man..

Sunday, May 11, 2008

tribute to my momma

today's momma's day. so, i would like to say happy mother's day to all mothers around the world. you deserve better kids you know? HAHAH.

anyway, since i am the most beloved-fragile child in the family, i would like to talk about my momma.

my mum, in the middle

My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."

What Mom Taught Me
2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

What Mom Taught Me
5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

What Mom Taught Me
8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

What Mom Taught Me
11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"


Thursday, May 1, 2008

Another Yo Mama Fight

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Izuana: Yo mamma so poor, a bugler broke into her house and left her some money.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Izuana: Yo mamma so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Izuana: Yo mamma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.

Izuana: Yo mamma so old, she farts dust.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so old, I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock!

Izuana: BETCH!