Another Yo Mama Fight

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Izuana: Yo mamma so poor, a bugler broke into her house and left her some money.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Izuana: Yo mamma so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Izuana: Yo mamma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.

Izuana: Yo mamma so old, she farts dust.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so old, I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock!

Izuana: BETCH!