care for KAKI GORENG?
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Kaki Goreng
care for KAKI GORENG?
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
earth killer list
It all started with a promise.
A teacher, made me promise to use recycling bag given by Brunei's Environmental Dept, and of course, as one of the most environmental person at school I have to set example to the others.
So today is Pay day. I went to one of the supermarket in Sengkurong known as SKH (that shop is not environmental friendly, obviously one of the earth-killer agent). GOD, I HATE THAT STORE.
ANYWAY, here's what happened to my sister and I,
Me: Boleh jangan pakai plastic? Pakai bag ani saja
Cashier: Bah
*punch-punch price tags*
Cashier: Bah, pakai PLASTIC ani dulu ah? Masukkan dalam BAG. Karang di bawah kamu ngusai-ngusai (what she's trying to say is karang kena tangkap or whatever, BUT DOYYY, BAGI PULANG RESIT BUDUHHHH!!!!!! AGHHHHHHH! PALUI! SIAL!)
Me: *silence, in shock* Bah jangan tah masuk kan dalam bag ah. PEDAH JUA KAN, PAKAI PLASTIC JUA MASIH.
So, SKH broke my heart. Such a turn off. Baik pulang Giant or Supa Save tu. At least they have the heart to save this planet. UNLIKE THE DIM WITTED STORE.
SKH, is now on my list. EARTH-KILLER LIST.
SO OTHER SUPERSTORE! BEWARE! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!
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Bonsai, my favourite
Went to Giant last night. Then, outside, my mum saw a man selling bonsai trees.
Mummy: Tu nah bonsai lai
Me: Aiiiii! LAWA JUA! AMBIL YA!
Mummy: Eh! Inda kan di ambil saja-saja, di jualnya jua tu.
Me: Basar ahhhhh.... MAHAL kali ehhh
Mummy: Nanti tah..
Me: ISHH, CURI SAJA TIA ANAK NYA...
Mummy: Bonsai mana dapat di basar kan dari anak nya tu...
Kayah: *menyampuk* Awu eh, pasal nya bonsai atu lesbian
apakannn... HAHA. Lame conversation. I know. I'm bored (AGAIN). Received text from DIYAN. It has been awhile now. HAHAH.
For now, Izuana out.
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Labels: bonsai
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Lemme borrow that top
First is my black Giordano shirt;
Price: $19.90
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Labels: shirts
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Macam Like
MACAM LIKE
Everyone knows macam means like and like means macam, so if you put them together it'll will sound like this;
MACAM MACAM
or
LIKE LIKE
Bruneians usually use them like this; (e.g)
- *woman talking to waitress*
"Do you have something, MACAM LIKE a plate?"
Of course the waitress will come back to her with a Frisbee. HAHA.
- Another example, *woman talking crap*
- Example 3, *me, talking MACAM LIKE*
so,
PEOPLE PLEASE, STOP THE TAUTOLOGY, MACAM LIKE, PLEASE?
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Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
It's friday
I had this conversation with Malcolm, long time agoooo during tuition.
Izuana: Kau ambil Maths D kan?
Malcolm: Awu, every Friday pagi.
Izuana: Awu.
Malcolm: Ah? Cana bulih kau tau?
Izuana: Aku pun ambil Maths D kali jua ahhhh.
Malcolm: Ah?? Yakan? Napa aku inda pernah jumpa kau?
Izuana: AKU TIDOR LAH
Man, that convo is so lame. But again, you can't blame me for being bored right?
It's friday. And I'm single again(??). Damn it, what's wrong with me lately? Few seconds ago, I thought Ming Hui atu hot. But then I realized he's A MAN.
Then again I have no interest in woman.
I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.
Well, you have to believe it. Hahah.
Oh yeah, AMALIA! Last time I talked to him! (bukan Ming Hui, HOHO). HAHA.
Here goes the convo;
Him: *.......................* (I was listening to my MP3, so I haven't a bastard clue what he was talking about)
Izuana: Ah? apa? *remove earpiece*
He smiled then he continued;
Him: Kamu ada class kah today?
Izuana: Ahh... Ada...
Him: Sampai pukul berapa?
Izuana: 3
Him: Then, why are you still here?
Izuana: My sister said she'll pick me up soon, but lama dah ku tunggu ah
Him: Pukul berapa kau balik kan?
Izuana: 4 *liat watch it's 4 FUCKING THIRTY*
Him: ah... inda jua papa tuuuuu.. *laughing*
Bah, jalan dulu ah... byeee. *WALK AWAY*
Honestly Mal, I don't think I like him. Love it when we have a convo only. hahah.
for now, bias betch is out!
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Things to do f I'm a Princess
OVERTHROW DADDY~
The rest are just my list.
- Make business, lots and lots of business.
- Execute whoever believe in superstitious shit.
- Ban the use of thin plastics and petrol.
- Free education and medical facilities for my people.
- Make my country most energy-efficient country on earth.
- Do controversial things.
- Death sentence for those who violated hygiene laws.
- Expand human and gay rights.
- Death sentence for possession of drugs more than one gram.
- Death sentence for those who smoke in public.
- Death sentence for those who failed their exams (because I pay for them remember??)
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Mengibar
Izuana: Baie, mana kau masa Tuesday? mencari jua ku tu
Zim: Mengibar bah
Izuana: Mengibar? bendera kah? siring jalan? bahapa?
Zim: Hari jadi Sultan bahh
Izuana: Ah? EEEEEEEE. Form 5 jua sudah kau ani. Masih mengibar?
Zim: Mengapakan?
Izuana: Bebulu jua sudah kamu ani, napa bukan urang form 1?
Zim: Entah ehhhh
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Labels: kibar kobar
Friday, July 11, 2008
a fight at seri q-lap mall
So on my way to the cinema, I saw Zirah. She was busy with her phone or something, so, I decided to give her a push.
a hard push to be exact.
Tekajut ya atu. She immidiately grab my hand. Hahah. Takut ku pulang. We laughed then she instantly gave me a hard push.
Abang Boy thought we were fighting, so he said;
"Bah sudah eh! Akhir kami ni"
Haha. My god. Love your reflex Zirah. HAHA
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Thursday, July 10, 2008
My arse, si Feeqs
MISS YOU BABE!
hahah.
Izuana
Shanana; o'level, the turning point of my so-called-life says:
hai feeq
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FeeeeeeeQ. says:
Tapi that time me nda blajar. I was chatting with my bf. Hahaha
Shanana; o'level, the turning point of my so-called-life says:
hahah, my goddddd, i havent thought of having a bf for awhile now
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THE END.
Just picking out the best part, to give you guys some clueee. hahaha
clue? what clue?
*THAT'S THE HINT! HAHA
My god, I'm sooooo happpy. haha.
Bah atu saja. HAHA..
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Labels: fiqah
Cat's a bitch
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Labels: kuch