Apa liat-liat?

I feel like want to talk about my teacher, YES THAT WEIRD TEACHER, HOBBY; GOOGLING HIS OWN NAME . MR ALBERT POLITA.

There's a reason I want to talk about him. Because I want to tease him. So, I'm just going to speak Malay, let him freak out you know, "OH NO SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME IN MALAY", "OH NO, HELPPP", "SHE'S CRAZY", "OH I KNOW! I SHOULD PRINT THIS BLOG, LET THE WHOLE CLASS READ IT AND LET THEM TRANSLATE FOR ME", "BLA-BLA-BLA".

Bla-Di-Bla-Di-Bla

Hahah. Cari kelai jua aku ani ah. Mentang-mentang guru english ku atu inda berapa fluent bahasa melayu. HAHAHAHA. Sebenarnya aku malas kan cakap pasal ia wah. Boring bah. HAHAH Oh, aku tau! Aku rasa aku patut type nama nya every 5 seconds. HEHEHE. Kesian eh. But I feel like want to cari kelai you know? HAHAHAHA.

Hum ji tu ke hi jau an HAHAHAHA CALI! Mr Albert Polita. Bi nai tuk langkuk misai tuk tuk. HAHAHAHA Mr Albert Polita. Yatahkan, loia kumpang si doyah kuk kuk. Klaking banar. Mr Albert Polita jua tu kan.

Honestly, ada words aku inda paham. But biartia. Asal bebuat namanya balik-balik. HAHA.

Mr Albert Polita, jeng durai sama si tikur. Jadi tikus HAHAHAHA. Mr Albert Polita, ngalih tia ku nah type-type namanya ani. HAHAHAH.

Okay, that's all. HAVE FUN READING PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY YOU MR ALBERT ;P

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Pink panther

I'm not gonna put lame jokes here. So, meet my PINK kitchen ;)

someone posted a lesbian picture at my blog

To my dearest beloved MAMALIR,

Due to your previous post at my blog, I now, officially forbid you from updating my blog. Thanks to your lesbian picture. I mean, seriously man, picture of girl kissing? Twins lagi usulnya tu, Sick man. ;p

Lots of Love,
Izuana Ayob
OWNER of this blog. =)

cold as ice ;D

I am now updating this old dusty,hideous blog just for the sake of izuana. If you can see me now, i tell you man i'm ugly. My face is covered with um facial products. haha pakan. XP wish i could take a picture of me now but too bad. nyaha!

Oh yeah i talked to my sister this afternoon and tis how it goes;

Me: (points to tv) Lin, tu spelling-bee.

Alin: Oh yeah.

Me: Bah lin tnya aku.

Alin: (flicks through the bio's flash card and attempts to say the word "...." i dont even understand what she was saying)

Me: Apa ni kan betanya diri sendri nda tau!

Alin: (Smacks my shoulder) Bah makan saja!

Man, i just noticed that our conversation was like totally lame and boring.

Just to make this post less lamer, imma post this picture ;D

*ITDUSGNISG* BUUUIII
hahahahhahah!
just so our blog will be equally lame.
Amalia

I am mystery to my family.

This is a dialog between me and my elder sister at pharmacy JPMC.

Ka Yu: Lahip jua usulmu na.

Me: Ah? Yakah? sanak ku sudah wah.

Ka Yu: Sanak apa? Pandai kau sanak wah?

Me: Ish. Ka Yu, aku mau ani [show her stress pills]

Ka Yu: Stress? Mihir kau ani eh. Pandai kau stress wah?

Me: Ish. Ka Yu, buleh beli vitamin pills tarus? Yang di rumah kan abis sudah ah.

Ka Yu: Kau makan vitamin pills wah?

Me: Ish.

Ka Yu: Bahhh agatah.. Beli yang murah saja.

This is so depressing man. Even my sister, don't even know much about me. I need to improve on my social skills man..

tribute to my momma

today's momma's day. so, i would like to say happy mother's day to all mothers around the world. you deserve better kids you know? HAHAH.

anyway, since i am the most beloved-fragile child in the family, i would like to talk about my momma.


my mum, in the middle

My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."


2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"


11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

I LOVE YOU MUM =)

Another Yo Mama Fight

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Izuana: Yo mamma so poor, a bugler broke into her house and left her some money.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Izuana: Yo mamma so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so stupid, she stared at a Ford for an hour because it said "Focus."

Izuana: Yo mamma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mama is so cross eyed, when she cries, tears go down her back.

Izuana: Yo mamma so old, she farts dust.

Pochi Ma Buoni: Yo mamma so old, I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock!

Izuana: BETCH!