It's friday

I had this conversation with Malcolm, long time agoooo during tuition.

Izuana: Kau ambil Maths D kan?

Malcolm: Awu, every Friday pagi.

Izuana: Awu.

Malcolm: Ah? Cana bulih kau tau?

Izuana: Aku pun ambil Maths D kali jua ahhhh.

Malcolm: Ah?? Yakan? Napa aku inda pernah jumpa kau?

Izuana: AKU TIDOR LAH

Man, that convo is so lame. But again, you can't blame me for being bored right?

It's friday. And I'm single again(??). Damn it, what's wrong with me lately? Few seconds ago, I thought Ming Hui atu hot. But then I realized he's A MAN.

Then again I have no interest in woman.

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.

Well, you have to believe it. Hahah.

Oh yeah, AMALIA! Last time I talked to him! (bukan Ming Hui, HOHO). HAHA.

Here goes the convo;

Him: *.......................* (I was listening to my MP3, so I haven't a bastard clue what he was talking about)

Izuana: Ah? apa? *remove earpiece*

He smiled then he continued;

Him: Kamu ada class kah today?

Izuana: Ahh... Ada...

Him: Sampai pukul berapa?

Izuana: 3

Him: Then, why are you still here?

Izuana: My sister said she'll pick me up soon, but lama dah ku tunggu ah

Him: Pukul berapa kau balik kan?

Izuana: 4 *liat watch it's 4 FUCKING THIRTY*

Him: ah... inda jua papa tuuuuu.. *laughing*
Bah, jalan dulu ah... byeee. *WALK AWAY*

Honestly Mal, I don't think I like him. Love it when we have a convo only. hahah.

for now, bias betch is out!

Things to do f I'm a Princess

Obviously, there's no way I could rule my country because I'm the youngest in my family. So, first ting I have to do is;

OVERTHROW DADDY~

The rest are just my list.

• Make business, lots and lots of business.
• Execute whoever believe in superstitious shit.
• Ban the use of thin plastics and petrol.
• Free education and medical facilities for my people.
• Make my country most energy-efficient country on earth.
• Do controversial things.
• Death sentence for those who violated hygiene laws.
• Expand human and gay rights.
• Death sentence for possession of drugs more than one gram.
• Death sentence for those who smoke in public.
• Death sentence for those who failed their exams (because I pay for them remember??)

and moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..

Mengibar

Convo between Izuana and her friend Zim from PAP Masnah.

Izuana: Baie, mana kau masa Tuesday? mencari jua ku tu

Zim: Mengibar bah

Izuana: Mengibar? bendera kah? siring jalan? bahapa?

Zim: Hari jadi Sultan bahh

Izuana: Ah? EEEEEEEE. Form 5 jua sudah kau ani. Masih mengibar?

Zim: Mengapakan?

Izuana: Bebulu jua sudah kamu ani, napa bukan urang form 1?

Zim: Entah ehhhh

Mannnnn, I'm bored.

Snake In The House

Take a look at that slim shit. It's called Ular in Malay.

Abang Boy bought that snake. I still have difficulties to touch that thing though. Slimeyyyy.

SWEET.

a fight at seri q-lap mall

I went to Seri Q-Lap Mall with Abang Boy, Hell Boy show starts at 4.30, we were quiet late.

So on my way to the cinema, I saw Zirah. She was busy with her phone or something, so, I decided to give her a push.

a hard push to be exact.

Tekajut ya atu. She immidiately grab my hand. Hahah. Takut ku pulang. We laughed then she instantly gave me a hard push.

Abang Boy thought we were fighting, so he said;

"Bah sudah eh! Akhir kami ni"

Haha. My god. Love your reflex Zirah. HAHA

Izuana and Zirah, my god zirah you're so lame! HAHA.

My arse, si Feeqs

AWWWWW, it has been awhile now I haven't chat with fiqah. Now I feel like want to post our convo.

MISS YOU BABE!

hahah.

FeeQ. didy says:
Izuana

Shanana; o'level, the turning point of my so-called-life says:
hai feeq

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FeeeeeeeQ. says:
Tapi that time me nda blajar. I was chatting with my bf. Hahaha

Shanana; o'level, the turning point of my so-called-life says:
hahah, my goddddd, i havent thought of having a bf for awhile now

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THE END.

Just picking out the best part, to give you guys some clueee. hahaha

clue? what clue?
*THAT'S THE HINT! HAHA

My god, I'm sooooo happpy. haha.

Bah atu saja. HAHA..

Cat's a bitch

Cat is the pain my arse. She started this discussion;

WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD DATE IZUANA?

*CLICK!

Hahahaaa. Baie Baie.