Feeling gay

Hi, you guys must be wondering what's up with me and the lack of updates on my blog. You see, I just back from fairyland called 'Happyland' also known as 'Gayland'. Such a wonderful place.

Went there for few days. I lived in a castle. Met a handsome princess. Her name is Anauzi Archapilago.

We got married :) Well, not exactly married, apparently that land is no fairyland at all. Same-sex marriage is illegal there. HOW VERY IRONIC. :P

So, our gay priest performed our 'Commitment Ceremony'. HAHA :D

Orang Melayu

MOOD: Satisfied (still)
CIGARETTES: NIL
SHOWER: Yes-around 1 pm
MUSIC: Jonas Brothers - S.O.S

I spent most of my life hating Malaysian movies because they are so lame, and Indonesian movies because I couldn't understand their accent even though they speak Malay.

But since I am bored to death and I feel like want to shoot myself, I decided to watch them anyway.

The results are still the same. But the actors/singers (Malaysian/Indonesian) caught my eye. They all looked SUPERRRR HOT!

And so, I went to Malaysia/Indonesia's Online Gossips and found more and more hot people. Sighhhh I adore orang melayu :) (Wait, Indonesian kira orang melayu jua kah? hmmm)

There were loads of hot men at the gossip blog, so I narrowed it down to 3 people (haha. ketara wah pemalas ah)

First goes to Malaysian singer: Sean Ghazi.
I downloaded his song, the genre was 1950's malay classic! Genius! He brought back P.Ramlee! I love him! Everything about reminds me of Michael Buble. Except Sean Ghazi's more good looking ;)

The second one goes to one of the Chandrawinata brothers, Marcel! I know, Marcel and Mischa are twins, but I somehow prefer Marcel. He's an Indonesian actor btw.

Anyway, while I was busy looking for hot men, a title caught my eye. Damn it, I lost it. Anyway, it said something about Siti Nurhaliza's step-sons, I totally forgot she's married already :S I clicked on the title I SAW DATUK K'S SONS! One of them is HOT. Hehe.

That's him! Haha!

I think his youngest brother is the cutest brat ever. Haha.

OH! OH! This is my favorite Bruneian artist! ;P

xoxo, Shanana ;)

S.O.S Kicap

TOP 5 FRIENDS OF THE SAME SEX
1. Sagu
2. NJ
3. Kuch
4. Fatin
5. Mamalir

TOP 5 FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
6. Qawiem
7. Abid
8. Lutfi
9. Nafi
10. Shahrin


ON THE ISLAND...
who jumps in the water and tries to swim home?
: Qawiem, Sagu
who starts crying and saying they're too young to die?
: NJ
who tries to make a raft out of grass and palm leaves?
: Abid
who's chasing a squirrel so they can eat it?
: Sagu
who helps make the shelter?
: Abid
who becomes depressed and says there's no hope?
: NJ
who actually tries to think of a plan to get out?
: Sagu
who starts jumping up and down screaming?
: Fatin
who's in denial and looking all over for the hidden cameras?
: Kuch


TWO WEEKS LATER...
a love triangle starts between 3 of the members. who are they?
: Nj. Kuch, Abid
who goes crazy and digs underground and claims they're looking for China?
: Fatin
who gets bored and carves equations on a rock for fun?
: Sagu
another love triangle starts between...
: Amalia Nafi Fatin HAHAHAHAHA
1 and 6 go missing and you find out they're making out, your reaction is...
: Unbelievable! FINALLY! (for sagu, haha)

you decided to make 5 groups of 2 to split up and look for food:
group 1 - Qawiem Nafi
group 2 - Shahrin lutfi
group 3 - NJ Kuch
group 4 - Amalia Abid
group 5 - Fatin Sagu

which group goes missing because they couldn't find a good spot for their tan?
: group 5
which group comes back after 2 minutes because they claim to be tired?
: group 3
which group actually comes back with food but takes days to find it?
: group 4
which group goofs up all the time and doesn't do anything at all?
: group 5

SUDDENLY A BOAT ARRIVES...
who's actually sad and claims they'll miss the island?
: Fatin
who still tries to hunt squirrels eventhough they're back home?
: Fatin
what happened to love triangle #1?
: They'll drop it ;)
#2?
: Still going on I guess
what happened to the relationship between 1 and 6?
: They live happily ever after
who mis-spells your name in the book they wrote about all this?
: Qawiem

Greetings from China, wish you were queer