Thursday, November 13, 2008

Artistics

I'm watching Adele's music video, chasing pavements. It's the most artistic love story I've ever seen. Oh for some reason I'm feeling artistic today. Check out what Nj and I did today. Credits to Norimah too ;)


my art stuff. and our new school magz ;)


hot snow-woman si Nj atu ;)


Nj unconsciously painted this piece of artistic crap.


something for my mum! :D


Poklen belakang nya ah :P


Just feel like wanna show off my nieceand my poklen hair ;D



should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

porn room, squeezing, nice ;)

I've been meaning to post this story for awhile now, but you know.. I have exams and all, so yeahh. Anyway today’s event kind of motivated me to write. But I’m gonna write it short. I’m outside right now, freezing in the cold rain. HAHA. KETARA WAH KAN MENCARI FREE WIRELESS AHH. HAHA.

You don’t believe me? Ask the dishes. HAHA.

So, let’s start with Abg Boy picking me up from school at 3 today. We listened to podcast. HAHA. One the DJ called “he who never speaks” was kind of stupid. You know he’s there. But you never heard a word from him. HAHA. I mean it, NEVER. HAHA.

So, I arrived at the Health Promotion Center. It’s a new building supposed to be opened tomorrow. Well, the Sultan’s coming so I suppose it is. Then Abg Boy and I went to the gallery.

When I first entered the gallery the first thing I tried was the circle -kind of like fitting room. Blue one is for men and pink one is for women. Abg Boy told me to go to the pink room cos the blue room has testicles in it. I know, weird right.

So, I went inside the pink room.

It was tiny. It has television playing educational program. And three models of breasts. I called it the ‘PRON ROOM’. HAHA. You can actually squeeze them and find out what’s wrong with them. It was kind of hilarious. But I took it seriously.

After few perverted minutes I decided to get out of the room. My educational perspective suddenly changed when I saw the blue room. I wonder what’s in it. I remember Abg Boy told me there are testicles in it. I wonder if they are squeeze-able. HAHA. For me I think it’s normal for women to squeeze breast. BUT MEN SQUEEZING TESTICLES? That’s gay. HAHA.

Hm, I wonder if they have penis too? DUIIIII. Kana curi tia. Jadi dildo or something. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Or jadi ‘blow-job’ room. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ladies, you’ll never know what men are up to these days.. Sighhh..

Then we went to the womb room and experience what it felt like to be in mother’s tummy. It was dark, comfortable and BISING. Ironically we have television inside mother’s womb. Plasma lagi tu. Inda ku ingat ada plasma tv di parut mummy ku ehhhhh!

Anyway, I wore weight jacket and experience what it felt like to be 10 kg fatter. It was…. Okay. Inda jua membari ijap sangat.

After few try outs we decided to go back to Abg Boy’s office the resource center.

That’s when we saw two chairs outside the office.

Abg Boy: What do you think NA? You think they look good outside?

Me: Errr… They’re okayyy

Abg Boy: Turn on your queer eye!

I gave the chairs a definite look. I called it THE GLARE. Makin sipit tia mataku macam si Cat. Jadi Siti Sipit tia ku.

And then Abg Boy laughed. He said it was kind of funny that I turned on my queer eye. HAHA. Must be my sipit eyes. HAHA.

So, I guess that’s it. We went home at 7PM! GILA ESUK EXAM! :S

Saturday, November 8, 2008

American Politics, In the eyes of Shanana

Okay, I seriously need to get myself updated every once in a while. It was a shock for me to hear the Californians decided to take gay marriage rights away. That is SOOO WROOUNG.

The gay citizens are downgraded to second class citizens? Again, that is just wroooung. They took their rights away and downgraded them. That's not fair. That's discrimination. Everyone deserve to be in love and happy, by all means they should have the same rights as everyone else.

It just sad for me to see them being treated this way. Here in Brunei, I know it's impossible to give the gay people the same rights (i don't think it's necessary anyway) due to our beliefs. BUT THERE? U.S? Why the fuck do they care that marriage is sacred? Just because it's a celebration of love it doesn't mean it should be limited between a man and a woman only.

Obama does not support gay marriage but at least he believe in Civil Rights. UNLIKE McCain. Oh my god, Proposotion 8 is passed. It felt like McCain won the election. Please give the gay communities in your contry hope my dear Obama. :(

Dr. Erica Hahn got fired from Grey's Anatomy. Just because she played a gay character it doesn't she's gay! (Well, she's not really my favorite, so, what the hell)

Discrimination sucks.

Sickrets

Who would've thought a girl like me could fall in love with CNN, BBC, Al-Jazeera etc. I love watching them since Obama won the Presidential Election.

Hope wins. New hope for stem cell research, military, anti-proposition H8TE! etc.. So, I guess we have to wait for another 11 weeks for the transition of power from Bush to Obama. WOHOOOOO.

Anyway, after countless hours of watching the SUPER-FUN-CNN. One of the segment, called i Report gave their audience this super-fun-link.

postsecret.blogspot.com

People design their own post card with their secrets on it. FUN.

I baked, I cooked. I'm sick of it now. I made tom yam soup for my mum last night she said it was super-great. But earlier that day, my sister said it was super-masin. So, I don't know who to trust. Oh well, maybe I was born chef and my sister was just being super-jealous ;)

I've been studying a lot lately. I got me suicidal and super-grumpy. Suddenly it got me thinking, I should take Economics and Business studies next year. That will be super-fun. Then I can work with my daddy and be super spoiled forever!

YAY!

Anyway, I have to go making out with my super hot boyfriend now

And then I have to meet my super hot girlfriend, It's our first date! ;) oh super slut me :)

P/S: I will kill you if take the last two lines super seriously.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

She's dead

Shanana's dead, in case you missed her funeral youcan go:

Shanana Marijuana Izuana Al-Shah Memorial Website
Click here


Don't forget to write me memorial candle :(
HAHA.

Pact

I asked a friend if she's into serious relationship, then of course she said no. I guess this friend of mine and I have loads of things in common one of them is, we're afraid of serious relationship. (WE SHOULD THANK KUCH FOR THAT) HAHA.

We made a pact just now, serious relationsip AFTER 21. No sooner. I asked her again, issit okay if it's a not-so-serious-relationship, then she said NOT OKAY. I asked why, she said she has no intention to make friends with slut. She has a point there. So I finally agreed with her.

So, 21 here I come. Hopefully you're a billon years away..

PS: I still think 21 is too soon..

PPS: Oh sister help me :S

Guilty

Ohmegdddd.

I see a billion reason to live life now. It's all about the pleasure ;) and you know what's better? The GUILTY pleasure. Nice.

I'm living a life full of guilty pleasures and I'm loving it. What issit with the guilt that gave you the pleasure? Must be the fear.

I'm shaking right now, the guilty pleasure started to have it's effect on me. Or maybe the chocolate that I've just stolen.. Sigh, I don't know...

Anyway, I hate to say this but I'm gonna type it anyway. I love baking more than ever right now. Obsession. All Nazatul's fault. I'm like a virgin mother who loves to bake. Ironically my oven is a bit fucked up right now... Sighhhhh..

I was watching Denise Richards: It's complicated and guess what?

Denise Richards is the kind of dumb blond and makes you wanna cry. When I saw her just now, it made me sad... She's dumb, hot but something about her that makes me wanna cry. Maybe her eyes with the stupid look on her face. I don't know...