Questions

You know what is so annoying? Annoying stuff doyy. Now that's annoying. Guess what? Currently my two favorite fiction books are Harry Potter and Twilight series. It actually got me thinking. It got me thinking hard. And now I have one question each for J.K Rowling and Stephenie Meyer.

Question 1 goes to J.K Rowling (in harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban): When someone met a boggart (a shape-shifting creature that takes on the form of the viewer's worst fear) and that someone's fear is god, will the boggart shape itself into god?

Question 2 goes to Stephenie Meyer (in any twilight series): How come the vampires doesn't go mad and eat people whenever Bella or any human had their period?

Questions, questions, so hard to resist...

My new recipe

You're not going to believe this. No you're not. But more than anything in the world I just want you guys to try my new recipe!

It's a combination of apple sparkles and diabetis!

I call it; err.... I'll think about the name next time.

So, here it goes, all you need is Susu Manis, 100 Plus and apple/orange/kiwi/mango/etc. Then all you need to do is mix em' all up!

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okay, I tried to take a picture of my drink but ended up getting the drink spilled on my laptop and started to make this high pitch annoying sound which made me panic. It made me restart this computer. Damn.

Sigh, that's the second time this year. Damn, what is up with my computer and liquid these days..

The wild parallel me

W-O-W gossip pasal aku kah? HAHA. Perasaan! Damn, the other parallel me is having a boyfriend. Aku bila baie?

HAHA. Smell Yo' Dick. HAHA.

New hobby

Good afternoon everyone. I have a new hobby now. Just to fill my so called "masa-lapang". It's called Painting. I'm doing abstracts right now. But I only get the inspiration when ever I'm mad or boring. Well, mostly time keboringan. HAHA.

Meet my butterfly. Aku mengalar (meng-colour) tabak kaluk saja tu.

You could only see me doing this when ever I'm in a bad mood. To tell you the truth, my only weakness is expressing my anger. So I tried painting. Guess what? It didn't work. It got me more pissed off more than ever.


I call this one the gate of love. It's for Nani's birthday. SHHHHHH! ;)

What's up with Chinese and pork?

Today is a very special day for someone, I think that someone is...

KUCH!

So she posted something awesome bout me on her blog. I'm flattered. So, today, my post is going to be all about Cat.

Guess what I found at Facebook?

Picture of Kuch. WITHOUT NOSE.

I added something there, hope you like it. Hahahahaha. Cina stuff.

Anyway, I can't return you the same favor (you know, about my blog being the best and stuff) cos honestly typing, your blog is the lamest page on earth. HEHE.

I guess this is it. I love you kuch (as in friendly way). But there's a chance I wanna pinch your future husband's ass though ;)

Penis, really?

I am currently listening to Beyonce; If I were a boy.

It got me thinking, what would I do if I were a boy?

Oh sorry to disappoint you ladies, I don't wanna make love with you even if I have a penis. I don't think we need penis to make love these days.

I think, I would pee on every bushes I saw. Just pee.

OH COME ON, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GET TO PEE STANDING UP EVERYDAY!

and I would probably be the most fashionable and reasonable man alive. (because I love watching Queer Eye for Straight Guy). Seriously, it's a must watch series! ;)

I might be gay, I might have interest in men. So whatever.

If I ever ran out of money, I could always lure rich girls to marry me, then divorce them. The reason for the divorce is because: I am gay and I love men. HAHAHAHAHA.

Wow, that'll sure make her a failure. Fail as a woman. Ouch.

Baby, I can cook

Check out what I've been cooking lately:

Lamb chop. (yakah?)

Gravyy babyyyyy.