Things to do before I die: DYING.

Puasa salah. Inda puasa salah. Payah bah, inda ku tau.

Karang puasa ada tu si NJ or Sagu or Faizah or Amalia or KUCH(?) cakap:

1. EYAH SI IZY AH, PUASA YA.
2. Oi Zy, bahapa ko liat laki-laki atu? Inda ko puasa kah?
3. Oi Zy, bahapa ko cakap pasal makanan ani? Inda ko puasa kah?
4. Oi Zy, inda batal puasa mu kah, cakap kan makan ayam ani?
5. Oi Zy [bla-bla-bla] Inda ko puasa kah?
6. The list goes on.

See! Payah wah puasa ani! Kana tagur saja. So, I recommend you guys jangan tanya aku if aku puasa or inda okeh? Cos, I'm not going to answer them. Hahah.

Google Earth

Download Google Earth.

That thing is not really up to date. BUUUUT, What the heck right?

Guess what I fund on Google Earth? HAHA.

My sad sad friend.

I have a friend. She has changed a lot lately. So, I find her very sweet. (Damn it, it sounds gay already)

anyway, sad thing about her is she got this WILD imagination. When I say WILD I meant crazy.

She always talks about something THAT DOESN'T EXIST.

Sad right? But for me, WHAT THE FUCK.

I mean come on; it's obvious that whatever she said is 100% imagination. HAHA.

But my other fellow friends seem to be drowning in her imagination too.

BUT NOT ME. Cus I know, that thing is TOO LOGIC to be REAL.

Too bad she's leaving today. HAHAHAHA.

Don't you just love questioning everything? You tend to get the truth out of it.

Gentle reminder; professional liar like me tends to know, who's a liar and who's not.

I KISSED A SQUIRREL

BACA! BACA! FUNNY VERSION OF "I KISSED A GIRL"! HAHA.

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Manja day

O'level is coming soon. Computer O'level coursework due this Saturday. And guess what? Fucked up berabis life ku rasanya. NEXT YEAR, I'M SOOOO NOT GOING TO TAKE COMPUTER. JADI DENTIST KU. HEHE. =)

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
sebenarnya aku lapas abis menangis wah tadi

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
hahah

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
shiit

hazirahm; says:
kenapa ramai urang menangis today? -__-

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
yakkah?

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
siapa saja?

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
mental breakdown ku tadi

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
agh

hazirahm; says:
kau, lutfi, hafiz.

hazirahm; says:
eh, si lut inda plg ku brapa sure

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
hahhh

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
why?

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
mental jua dorg?

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
sagu pun nangis today

Shanana; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
haha

Kiss me lips

New lips! =)

p/s: Enjoy the other side of my bedroom. =)

Poo Quest

HAHAHA. NOW THAT'S FUNNY.

I'm looking for my poo. Didn't get the chance to look at it last time it went missing. The mystery will haunt me forever. I'm still searching for it.

Mana taie ku? [in detail ni]

Arrived home today around 1-ish? Oh who cares.

1. Changed clothes.
2. Simpan botol and bata ke dapur.
3. Went to laundry basket and put my dirty uniform there.
4. Went to the toilet and wash hands.
5. Go to room and remove contact lenses.
6. Went to the toilet again to shit. HAHA.

Funny thing happened when I was in the toilet. HAHA.

So, how here's how I shit.

1. Squat down (well, the word 'squat' doesn't sound right HAHA)
2. Sat on the toilet bowl.
3. Nope, I can't shit standing up, I don't have a penis
4. Even if I have one, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD SHIT STANDING UP RIGHT?
5. Wait for few minutes (reading Discover Magz)
6. Spinchter muscle at my anus started to dilate
7. And there goes my 'taie' making its way out into the bowl.
8. Tissue + water = CUCI ASS

So, I stood up before I want to flush them out right. I took one glance at the toilet bowl,

SHOCKINGGGGGGGGGGG

MANA TAIE KU??

GG MS quit banar-banar!

Shit! I went to MS's "GOSSIP BLOG" and GOD DAMN IT IA DELETE!

BETCH!

Zirah perasaan

I had difficulties doing my computer project just now. I haven't a bastard clue how to TEST the DATE. So I asked my friend Zirah.

Shadeck; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
eh baie kalau date wahhh

Shadeck; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
cemana?

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
-________________-

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
aku date sama lelaki saja

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
HAHAHA

Shadeck; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
APAKANNNN

Shadeck; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
I MEAN DATE ARAH DATA WAH

Shadeck; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
MALAS KU INGAU DATE KAU

Shadeck; HEY! Johnny-come-lately, Don't discombobulate me. says:
AHAHAHAHAHHAA

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
HAHAHAHAH

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
BUDUH EH!

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
kenapa ya date??

hazirahm; out. hikiiing. says:
HAHAHAHA

I hate men... and women..

Do I need to emphasize about my anti-commitment life?

I think I should.

Till next time,
Shanana

Another Gossip Maniac

So, "Gossip Girl" from MS quit. This is so lame.

But of course I'm not going to let you people down.

So, here's what I did:

1. type; blogsearch.google.com
2. type in; "GOSSIP BRUNEI"

GUESS WHAT I FOUND PEOPLE??

Yeap believe it or not.

GOSSIP GIRL BRUNEI

Not MS, Not Some High School from Upper East Siders BUT BRUNEI.

General jua tu. GILA YA KAH? INGAT PEREZ HILTON?

CLICK HERE!

I wonder if ia tau apa erti "Upper East Siders" Tsktsk, pity pity. This is Brunei Baby, there's no Upper East Siders. Urang Bukit saja laiiiii

Googling Name

I was googling my name, guess what I found?

Mean... So mean...

Gossip Girl from MS?

Shahrin told me during Chemistry class, there's this form 2 person if I'm not mistaken created a gossip blog. Just like GOSSIP GIRL.. So, I googled. HAHA.

See, I told you typical American series is one of the agents for GLOBAL LAMING.

FEEL FREE TO CHECK OUT, THE SO CALLED MAKTAB SAINS'S GOSSIP GIRL;
Click Here!

She even gave us her email address, "Just e-mail me at true_gossip@hotmail.com and be the first one to discover me and let it go." Geez, WTF is wrong with kids nowdays.

OMFG, bahapa ya simpan college song arah blog atukan?
Cawirrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cawir eh, afternoon session jua ganya tu. HAHA.

Busshit, without 'L'

I read Amalia's new post just now, my god. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

Thank god I didn't read the whole thing.

So, it hit me. Why not do something similar like her post, but 100% guaranteed will satisfy you.

Lets start with my birth date for example.

27th February 1992.

so add them up;
2 + 7 + 2 + 1 + 9 + 9 + 2

which equals to;
32

Now add them up with the year you were born;
1992 + 32

equals to;
2024

So, I'll be getting married at the age of 32. Year, 2024

tsk tsk.

See, I told you this is better than Amalia's. HAHA.

P/S: "FOR SOME REASON" Faizah and Amalia suggested that I should add 21. So that will make me getting married at the age of 53, year; 2045.

Awkward day with NJ

31st July 2008.

The day I'll never forget. Oh well, how could I? ;p It was quiet an awkward day with NJ (Nazatul) Haha.

For the first time we went JALAN-JALAN together with HER SISTER in SCHOOL UNIFORM.

SHOCKINGGGGGG~ Macam tarus-tarus ia membawa aku atu. HAHA. ;p

Here's how we spent our 31st July: (Picture taken by NJ) - Macam kurus aku arah camera mu ah ;p

1-ish, her sister picked us up with HER UNIQUE YELLOW FORD. HAHA. I felt really comfortable at the back seat. HAHAH ;P

We went to ICC for awhile, NJ's sister had this work thingyyyy~

One of my proud moment at the ICC. That's me, posing with oven REAL METEOR. Cost me $5, very doubtful isn't it?

Nj took this picture because she thinks I'm cute ;p

My mum sure with hunt Nj and her sister Nadia if I am one piece missing. HAHA ;P

Trust me, Nadia is workaholic. So, I took some time sleeping.

Nj kept on saying; SEE KAU WISH KAU DI RUMAH WAHHH
I replied: NO NJ! ANYWHERE BUT HERE (ICC) PLEASE!

Haha.. Apakann..

And then we went to GIANT! DOYYYY! HAHA.

We took this picture because we want to show it off to KUCHHHHH! ;P

No 1 and No 1, coincidence?? Believe me, Nj was a bit abusive to her sister. Nj made her sister does everything for her. KESIANNN NADIA... SELALU KENA ULUN... PITY-PITY ;P

We went shopping at the supermarket and saw this; "YOGA YUMMY" mihirrrr ;p

Cool place to park YELLOW FORD.

I spy with my eye GIANT'S RECYCLING BAGGGGG!

That day went well. Honestly, it made me happy. I'm not just saying this for the sake of making Nj happy. But I think I'm happy because I made them use the recycling bag. HAHA. RIGHT. I'm no longer in despair after that STUPID SKH INCIDENT.

I gained few kilograms after our day out. BUUUUT, WTH..

I'm fat, you sisters are awesome, I can diet :)

Special thanks to Nadia. Hope you love the journey to my house.

NAHHHH KIJANGGGGGGGGGGGGG! HAHA!