Saturday, June 28, 2008

Unstraight

I have no problems with gays and lesbians. But what I hate most is Bisexuals.

Make up your mind assholes!

Man I hate them.

Pain in the ass, no pun intended

I feel like someone is sticking a candle right up my arse.

OUCH.

Must be hurt.

But you know what is worst? RASHES.

they're everywhere. hands, palms, feet, toes, ass. You name it, I think I have it.

So rashes, rashes, rashes. I feel like an ass. Whining about my rashes.

"You're allergic to peanuts"

"You're allergic to eggs"

That's what my mum said.

Turns out, 6.9 million allergic to seafood and 3.3 million allergic to peanuts or tree nuts. Not world-wide. Just the dumb americans. I guess I'm none of the kids with asthma and allergy.

Damn you genetically modified products. I personally, (not god) will damn you in hell.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I'm struggling, not whining

It's not really the time of my life right now. I'm struggling to find time for myself, losing my genuine jokes, and what makes me struggle the most is I'm trying to figure out why would someone I care, doesn't seemed to care about me.

My goodness, I'm a human too. A HUMAN WITH FEELINGS.

Even if you don't care, can you please just PRETEND.

At least just do what I do, I lie. Just for sake of making someone happy, JUST LIE, LIE, LIE.

It's not that hard and it's not that bad. What? Your religion doesn't allow you to do such thing? Well, guess what, after what you did to me, I'm pretty sure you're going to hell anyway. I know I'm not religious and all, but when it comes to logic, everyone knows you are definitely deserve some sort of punishment. You irresponsible moron!

Business is bullshit, I know

It's 4.02 am now,

fell asleep while chatting with Amalia.

SO, no one wants to be my business partner huh?

What a major slap in th ass. But no rejection can break my spirit. Cos I know, I'm THAT close to become a millionaire at the age of 23/24 and THAT close to become a billionaire by the time I reached late 20's/early 30's?

My god that's sooo awesome. I'm so awesome, I feel like I wanna kiss myself. Hahahh.

People will say "my god, this bitch is so confident"

Well you know the olds say; faith is the foundation of religion.

But I'm too logic for that. My business is based on logic, that can drive the world to a better era. And when you do something based on logic, you'll be making a whole new world. Consider, Einstein my mentor =)

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Special announcement

HELLO MR ALBERT!

well, hello my to my loyal fans too. I know, I haven't updated my blog lately. I'm busy. Busy doing what? Busy updating my other blog strictlyclassmates.ning.com

Strictly for classmates only. BUT YOU'RE WELCOME TO READ! ;p

I'm having the time of my life writing that blog. It's fun and HILARIOUS! It's about my classmates and their "gossips" (not true though, please don't believe every word of it).

So yeah, go there if you miss me and my classmates. HAHAH.

xoxo,
anti-perezhilton-but-i'm-his-wannabe

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Temptation. Too hot to resist.

It was a total seduction I couldn't resist. There he was, standing right in front of me.

"What time are you going home zy?" He asked, while scratching his leg with his shoe.

Oh My God Shoes. Yes that shoes.

"Anytime soon" I replied.

"Awesome, it's kind of hot here, want to go to WYWY?" He unbuttoned his jacket and it was, the top.

"Let me borrow that top" I said.

In confusion he replied "Huh?"

"I wanna borrow that top"

Again, "huh?"

"Aren't we friends?" I said.

Then he ran away.

In distance I said, "Where you goin'? Where you goin'? Let me borrow the top"

and

"Oh my god.. shoes...."

Amelier

Here's amalia.

she's;
  • homophobic
  • bad-tempered
  • In denial.
But she's awesome you know? Hahahah.

Her meant-to-be friend


faiz.

hahah. oh si hafiz jua ;p

hahahahaha

you know you love me,
xoxo,
GOSSIP GIRL!

HAHAHAHAH

jangan gila dong ;p

Pahlawan's dick-tator.

Sorry for not updating my blog. It has been awhile now.

So, drama competition was a shit bag full of holes.

"The 4th Place (also known as, the loser) GOES TO PAHLWAN" Mr albert announced.

To all pahlawan students, please don't blame me. Blame the closed-minded, unimaginative DICK-TATOR a.k.a the script writer please.

"suggestions are accepted" the dick-tator once said.

Oh well, look at the drama now. FOURTH PLACE?

DEAREST DICK-TATOR, GOD KNOWS I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU. MAN YOU'RE SUCH A DICKWHORE. pahlawan can sure win if I wrote the script. But the dick-tator, he's the closest thing to Hitler, Communist or whatever. I HATE YOU.

Word of advise to all students who decided to join drama; always quit if scripts are already written ESPECIALLY BY THE DIC-TATOR.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Turning against Uncle Sam

I received many speculations and critics about why I think American series are lame, and people just don't seem to get my message. I don't just have issues with their lame series.. I have ots of issues with them.

Don't you just hate Americans? Everything about them is so utterly crass, so second-rate – from the sloppy way they dress to their junk food and whinging nasal twang. If only they’d leave us alone. But, being Yanks, they won’t, or can't. To a man – even, it seems, to a woman – their sole aim in life is to turn us into Uncle Sams. Sadly, United Kingdom it’s working all too well. Monopoly control of film distribution and cheap TV series ensure American ‘culture’ is everywhere and made us look FAKE. The result? Massive sales of Levi jeans, MacDonalds burgers, Ford and GM cars, Starbucks coffee, Budweiser beer, Jack Daniel’s whiskey, Dell and Macintosh computers – you name it. And all, in the end, to the detriment of our own native culture. However, for the British it doesn’t have to be this way. From today – appropriately, the eve of Prince Charles' and Camilla Barker-Bowles' historic wedding – let’s strive to make a stand against American encroachment.