worst case scenario

you only have two choices. and you have to pick one.

would you rather marry;


a guy, who's struggling to make one dollar out of fifty cent
OR

a guy, who has fame and fortune that depends on his hairy body?







what would you rather eat?


snake?
OR

another type of reptile that is a cousin to snake?

just think about it. worst case scenario, there's more to come

chowww

My teacher, Miss D

+ DILDO?

I have a teacher, and I would like to keep her name as anonymous. I always see her and respect her as a teacher. Until this one incident, which changed my view of her forever (seriously) ;D

I think it was Monday morning when we were having her class. She was explaining something over and over again. But we were still having difficulties to understand the topic. Untill she finally gave up and trying to give us example......

Miss D: Errrr macam atuwahhhh
*Miss D thinking hard trying to find the best example*

Miss D: Kamu tau....
*still thinking hard*

Miss D: Kamu tau DiLDo?

Miss D: EHHHH ASTAHHHHH! SALAH! SALAH! KAMU TAU "BOBODO"?

haha..

the whole class ended up traumatize or laughing out loud. :D

The thing about this teacher is, she's cool, single, unmarried. and I was thinking, "oh, that's why she needs a dildo"


chowww ;P
p/s: woman in that picture is not Miss D ;P

Geeks Humour

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?

nothing interesting, just unusual

yoga, he's my yoda writes:

yoga, he's my yoda says:
paham kau triangle atu?

8 says:
wth?

8 says:
eiyah, napa kau inda mau phone baru?

8 says:
inda

yoga, he's my yoda says:
YATAH KANNN BUDUH AKU ATUUU

8 says:
HAHA

8 says:
yatah

yoga, he's my yoda says:
anyway, fast+good then it wouldn't be cheap

8 says:
umm kehh

yoga, he's my yoda says:
cheap+good then it wouldnt be fast

8 says:
untuk apa tah tu?

yoga, he's my yoda says:
fast+cheap then it wouldnt be good

yoga, he's my yoda says:
entah i find it interesting

8 says:
haha i find it confusing

yoga, he's my yoda writes:

yoga, he's my yoda says:
how's that?

8 says:
omg thats stupid

8 says:
HAHA

yoga, he's my yoda writes:

8 says:
kalau kau buat catu, ada si florence tempiling kau tu

yoga, he's my yoda says:
aku buat catu masa exam fform 2

8 says:
HAHAH

8 says:
palui

p/s: syu, the reason why i don't want new phone is because, I know you'll buy it for me =D and NO. i didn't write like that during form 2 exam, I'm not that stupid. hahah =P

Nehi

day before new year,

Kaka Yu: Nana mau ikut sambut New Year?
Me: Inda

this morning,

Kaka Yu: Nana mau ikut swimming?
Me: Inda

this afternoon,

Kaka Yu: Nana mau phone untuk birthday mu?
Me: Inda

I'm so cool =)

8 things I hate about you

Thank you annabelle and fidah for tagging me. Tagging so lame. I don't feel like wanna tag anyone right now.

Tagging rules:

1. Each blogger must post these rules.

2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged and to read your blog.

8 INTERESTING FACTS/HABITS BOUT ME

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8. well, I'm a liar. there's nothing interesting bout me

chowww

weird obsessions

Ever wonder why everyone's calling me a freak?

oh, well, I have these weird obsessions that keeps on changing every year you seeee,

For example;

2004 - I was madly in love with marijuana, nope not the drugs but the leaves.
2005- I have this stupid illegal hobby, which is hacking, god, I can't get enough of that.
2006- Solar system freak
2007- I started to read books, eventually I became a bookworm

and this year

2008:

I've become what I hate, but I think I'm going to like it. I'm going to be organized student, environmental-friendly and of course since I don't support animal cruelty I've decided to become VEGETARIAN.

oh by the way, this is my day 1 being vegetarian. HEHE.

but sad thing,

I just ate SLICES OF CHEESECAKES.

sighhhhh

the day when nothing went right

DEMOCRACY

so, I'm not the president of MS Youth Initiative. Sagu is.

well, it's democracy right? I'm glad that everyone is voting for the right person (HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST PREN YO! ;P) but the idea, yes just the idea, of losing, sucks.

anyway, the world is in distress, there's no time for egoism.

but heyyyyy, the good news is, Sagu said, I can be her assistant, good enough ey? ;P


taking picture with miss president ;p


DQ

i had the worst green tea blizzard with extra cheesecake today.

how?

well, remember when they say, "serve upside down or it's free"

well, I was eating blizzard. funny thing, when I turned it upside down, ICE CREAM ATU TEGUGUR KE JACKET KU BAHHHHH.

beri malu, warna hijau lagi tu.

anyway, I wish I could refund balik, but then it's my fault ia gugur, cos I turned it upside down for... i don't know... few minutesss?

God, I'm stupid. I guess, I'm out of luck today.

you know me better than you know god

I think it's time for me to introduce myself (again). But seriously, I think it's time for me to REALLY-REALLY-REALLY-REALLY-REALLY-REALLY introduce myself.

I, adapt well to both good and bad circumstances . I am generous, amiable, positive natured girl with a deep sense of kindness and compassion. I am highly tuned in to everything around me including the feelings of others.

I think, I am socially popular because of my easygoing and likable manner. I have an uncanny sense of perceiving what a person wants or needs, and delivering it. I am reflexive, preferring to allow circumstances and events to unfold and, only then responding.

I am not typical. Too idealistic and impractical for every day run of the mill living. I am sensitive and instinctual rather than bookish or mechanical.

When I find the situations right, I then, capable of some incredible deeds. I completely and wholly engage in a chosen path, to the exclusion of everything else. I can be workaholic (and other kind of -aholics too).

It is not uncommon to find me working as grassroots political activists, trying to change the world, one mind at a time.

my school, the communist

welcome 2008,

• I'm feeling old, and I think I'm going to shoot myself tomorrow.
• I have no intentions to change anything about me this year and I've decided to leave things the way they are.

my school is pretty much the same too.
In fact I finally figured something out,

my school is secretly a communist!

you can call me crazy, but I have evidence;

1. they made us wear the UNFASHIONABLE uniform.
2. Mobile phones are banned, which is totally UNREALISTIC.
3. the teachers are like dictators, the homeworks are UNFORGIVABLE.

i wish i could write more, but I don't want to.

Izuana OUT.